Nine Words by Women

Got this from Belle. I found it quite interesting.

9 words WOMEN use

(1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (Erm.. I will only use this word when I'm really agree but this has not come out from my mouth yet)

(2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. ( This won't happen to me )

(3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. ( Kinda true )

(4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! ( Not necessarily true )

(5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) ( LOL! )

(6) That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. ( I don't feel there's anything wrong using this word )

(7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever'). ( No comment )

(8) Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! ( LOL, It is one of my word but I don't mean that )

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to 3 ( I really mean it when I say this words, no latent meaning behind )